Last week, we revealed the truth about DreamBerd:

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and touch grass. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and touch grass. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of everyone. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and touch grass. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. Both sides are as bad as each other. But not me. I'm above all that. You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of everyone. Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination:

Just look at this abomination.

typeof NaN === "number"

Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.

Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and touch grass. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. Both sides are as bad as each other. But not me. I'm better than that. You probably didn't know this.

Yeah, you read that right. They're making fun of people. I'm above all that - I don't make fun of people! You probably didn't know this.

That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd.

Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:

The Real Truth About DreamBerd

DreamBerd's true purpose is...

The Surreal Truth About DreamBerd

For frog's sake, stop seeing everything through that lens.

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